babooze 

A terminally stupid and clueless individual. One who always gets things wrong. The "booze" part has nothing to do with alcohol, however the babooze himself often does.

Hey, babooze! The cup of your jockstrap goes in front!

babooze by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

babooze 

something a person is when they don't think.

He's a babooze for thinking he wouldn't get struck by lightning twice.

babooze by Arlene July 25, 2003

Babooze 

A word of Portuguese origin, in modern Hawaiian slang, or pidgin, it means someone who is slow-witted, stupid, easily fooled.

Hawaiian comedian Frank DeLima has a whole routine that revolves around 'Babooze' jokes.

Manny, that babooze! He lost his car keys and it took him an hour to get out of his car!

Babooze by MicHenn July 31, 2018

babooze 

Left-wing liberal Democrat.

Jim: Are really stupid people allowed to vote for the president?

Bob: Yes, of course.

Jim: What happens when a lot of stupid people vote?

Bob: Oh, then a Democrat gets elected!

Jim: What a bunch of baboozes.

babooze by Accufeel7 February 15, 2008

Balooze 

The act of inflating balloons while consuming immense quantitties of alcoholic beverages.

I gots the blues; I need some balooze.

Balooze by The Tardy Turdies May 3, 2006

Baboonery 

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

Baboonery by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

Bamboozeled 

To get screwed. To draw the shortest Straw.

Sohal got bamboozeled when the cop pulled him over for going 5 miles over the posted speed limit.

Bamboozeled by Akhil Patel September 29, 2006