babooze

A terminally stupid and clueless individual. One who always gets things wrong. The "booze" part has nothing to do with alcohol, however the babooze himself often does.

Hey, babooze! The cup of your jockstrap goes in front!

by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

babooze

something a person is when they don't think.

He's a babooze for thinking he wouldn't get struck by lightning twice.

by Arlene July 25, 2003

Babooze

A word of Portuguese origin, in modern Hawaiian slang, or pidgin, it means someone who is slow-witted, stupid, easily fooled.

Hawaiian comedian Frank DeLima has a whole routine that revolves around 'Babooze' jokes.

Manny, that babooze! He lost his car keys and it took him an hour to get out of his car!

by MicHenn July 31, 2018

babooze

Left-wing liberal Democrat.

Jim: Are really stupid people allowed to vote for the president?

Bob: Yes, of course.

Jim: What happens when a lot of stupid people vote?

Bob: Oh, then a Democrat gets elected!

Jim: What a bunch of baboozes.

by Accufeel7 February 15, 2008

Balooze

The act of inflating balloons while consuming immense quantitties of alcoholic beverages.

I gots the blues; I need some balooze.

by The Tardy Turdies May 3, 2006

Baboonery

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

Bamboozeled

To get screwed. To draw the shortest Straw.

Sohal got bamboozeled when the cop pulled him over for going 5 miles over the posted speed limit.

by Akhil Patel September 29, 2006