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When a woman is granted the title BAB (Boss Ass Bitch/Bad Ass Bitch) after displaying the strengths associated with being a BAB.
hey, you know that girl M***** ? She finally had her BABtism after executing all the fuckboys and is now a fully fledged BAB
BABtism by Baw5A$$Biatch April 19, 2020
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A disease known for causing the infected to develop rampant spelling errors and typos. Transmittable over the internets, the disease is near epidemic.
Ah, shit, I can't spell anything today, I've got a bad case of bazitis.
Bazitis by Fallingsnow January 7, 2011

Babetista 

N. (bayb tees' ta) A woman who is so extremely gorgeous her attractiveness defies all known definitions of beauty. On a comparative scale, calling a babetista 'hot' would be the same as calling a 'hot' girl ugly.
Damn girl, you're such a babetista in that dress.
Babetista by wolfx7d August 18, 2010

jizzim babtism 

When semen is shot among a womens face in large quanities.Almost so much if it was to dry it would leave a hard protective mask.
After taking April's virginity I proceeded to give her a jizzim babtism to seal the deal !
jizzim babtism by K_ Dubb0061 June 5, 2005
A medical condition which causes the sufferer to make a large number of typos. Is sometimes attributed to being intoxicated after the consumption of alcoholic drinks.
Barry keeps making typos, the doctor says he's suffering from Bazitis.
Bazitis by Sorth June 27, 2009

Babyitis 

An advanced form of Dwarfism which leaves the "victim" looking childlike. Unlike regular Dwarfism, Babyitis does not allow the "victim" to develop, either vocally or bodily past a certain age (4-5 years old).
Babyitis by Keef Scott July 22, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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