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A disease known for causing the infected to develop rampant spelling errors and typos. Transmittable over the internets, the disease is near epidemic.

Ah, shit, I can't spell anything today, I've got a bad case of bazitis.

Bazitis by Fallingsnow January 7, 2011

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Bazitis

A medical condition which causes the sufferer to make a large number of typos. Is sometimes attributed to being intoxicated after the consumption of alcoholic drinks.

Barry keeps making typos, the doctor says he's suffering from Bazitis.

Bazitis by Sorth June 27, 2009

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Bazitis • Bahitis • Baitish • bapitised • Babiti

Bahitis

A girl with a nice future behind her but a busted face.

Yo, that chick got bahitis.

Bahitis by Cyrious January 3, 2008

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Baitish

when one is in the act of doing something sneaky, smart, crazy, or picking up baits.

A fellow, Rye P is at the bar picking up baits. Jacob says:"Dude stop being so baitish!"

Baitish by camz28 September 2, 2010

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Babitis

When someone wants to be treated like an infant or is under developed in the mind

Hey I think may has babitis she keeps on babbling and sucking on a pacifier

Babitis by CuteShyBaby April 2, 2021

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bapitised

when your preist rapes you or something traumatic happens at church from someone else

Jady:Oh yea I was bapitised when i was 6
Kate:Oh shit i’m so sorry!

bapitised by espeon39 March 19, 2025

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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