babtise 

are a 16 year old boys with very few friends and are extremely fucking annoying but people manage to get through it even though they feel like killing themselves.

i dont like my babtise child

babtise by davehascraves May 9, 2018

BABtism

When a woman is granted the title BAB (Boss Ass Bitch/Bad Ass Bitch) after displaying the strengths associated with being a BAB.

hey, you know that girl M***** ? She finally had her BABtism after executing all the fuckboys and is now a fully fledged BAB

BABtism by Baw5A$$Biatch April 19, 2020

Babises 

Multiple babies, usually young and tender. Can also refer to a singular baby. Usually used with a yo in front of the babises encouraging the slang movement.

I really want to touch yo babises.

Babises by BlackLabel7 March 31, 2010

Baptised Butthole 

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

Baptised Butthole by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013

jizzim babtism 

When semen is shot among a womens face in large quanities.Almost so much if it was to dry it would leave a hard protective mask.

After taking April's virginity I proceeded to give her a jizzim babtism to seal the deal !

jizzim babtism by K_ Dubb0061 June 5, 2005

baptise 

When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.

Baptise that shit dude!

baptise by potdude123 May 14, 2005

Baptise That Ass 

Pulling out and blowing your load all over a female's ass after having sex in the doggystle position.

Suppose you see a fine woman walk by with a nice ass, you can say, " Damn baby girl, I wanna baptise that ass" or "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my crib and I'll baptise that ass".

Baptise That Ass by Your Reverend August 4, 2006