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The term for when a guy jizzes so hard, the girl or homosexual lover is absolutely covered in it. A combination of the words "baptism" and "jism"
At Christian school, Sally managed to receive a bapjism from a fellow student.
bapjism by PJ Queen August 15, 2009
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Chochle Baaji 

When someone or something is annoying you, you call it Chochle Baaji.
Shrey is disturbing me while I'm doing work. He is doing Chochle Baaji.
Chochle Baaji by skratos14 December 29, 2016
The act of baptising a girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy (daughter's?) breast or "baps" region with god's sticky nectar.
PATRICK:I say, did you hear that Tom Baker and Lalla Ward were married in the early 1980s?

SPONGEBOB: No. Bet she got a few bapjizm s off that ex monk ex Time Lord kick ass old dude, who's still on Little Britain.

PATRICK: Sphincter.
Fill a cup up with your own jizz. Make a girl believe you are about to embrace in a kiss and when she closes her eyes, say "The power of christ compels you!" and splash it in her face
Jane and I were on our first date and one thing led to another and we ended up back in my room. I turned the lights off and got the cup out of my desk. She was already laying on the bed half naked and I walked over and told her to close her eyes. I then splashed it in her face and said "The power of christ compels you!" she says whats that I said Bapjizzm
Bapjizzm by The Xcutuioner January 8, 2012

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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