Fill a cup up with your own jizz. Make a girl believe you are about to embrace in a kiss and when she closes her eyes, say "The power of christ compels you!" and splash it in her face
Jane and I were on our first date and one thing led to another and we ended up back in my room. I turned the lights off and got the cup out of my desk. She was already laying on the bed half naked and I walked over and told her to close her eyes. I then splashed it in her face and said "The power of christ compels you!" she says whats that I said Bapjizzm
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.