The Belsnickel is like another Santa but dirty and worse. Dwight Schrute was mean to be him. He comes every Christmas and he decides if you have been impish or admirable. He has a list. If you are admirable you receive a gift from Belsnickel, but if you are impish you get a smack from him. So I suggest you should be admirable.

James: Do you think Belsnickel will think i'm admirable?
Taylor: Ya I think so.
James: Man I hope so. I don't want to get another smack this year.

belsnickel by the real dwight schrute November 14, 2017

Related Words

BTLSN • belsnickel • Belsnifferendo • btsn • btsnominatedforgrammy • btsnw • BTL • BTS new member is Key not Shinee

btsnominatedforgrammy

one of the best armchairs I’ve ever met. besty 💁🏻 ♀️. actually REPLIES and follows BACK 😩🤙🏻. best tiktoker out there, no back talk 🔪

armchair1: do you see btsnominatedforgrammy’s new fancam?
armchair2: is it a jungkook one?

btsnominatedforgrammy by lvlymin_ December 22, 2020

BTLS

BTLS is an Acronym for a very popular Sirius Satelite Radio jock named Bubba The Love Sponge.

I was listening to stories of the cricket capers on the BTLS show this morning. Damn BTLS is funny.

BTLS by Khayman97 January 25, 2008

btsn

Big Tits Small Nipples

i wasn’t looking forward to pepperoni nips and was so relieved when she plopped out her BTSN’s.

btsn by DanQuayleBerto From Below April 23, 2018

btsnw

Buy today sell next week

I am considering to buy AMAZON shares towards closing for BTSNW on prediction of better market sentiments next week.

btsnw by oyaishi February 10, 2022

Belsnifferendo

You are a bell end sniffer enjoying

''hello, I'm daddyleng, can I give you a good belsnifferendo Richie roo"

Belsnifferendo by 4skinenjoyer November 17, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026