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Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.
Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills
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hoist up the john b's sail

I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.

BS sandwich 

Something said that is untrue and full of bull****, but yet somehow people believe it.
"Don't believe that guy. He's a player and and I'm sick of his BS sandwiches."
BS sandwich by Tori L. March 13, 2009

BS squared 

Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.
BS squared by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

S.S.B.S.T.S 

Switch stance back side tail slide
Just hit an S.S.B.S.T.S for the first time down that ledge.
S.S.B.S.T.S by P$13 September 19, 2013

S some B's

This term used to reference the tokage of marijuana (AKA smoke some bowls).
"Hey, are you down to s some b's before that movie?"

"Heck yes! Then we should get something to munch on!"
S some B's by TacticalPaisley September 8, 2009

All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.) 

The inherit traits given to those who attend all boys schools, including a lack of social awareness, loudness, an far too much emphasis on #thebros, and loudness.

For the thousands of out there that have this, just know not to fight it. It's in you. it's who you are. Actually no, fight it. Please change.

And if you are sitting there saying "this doesn't exist," you probably have All Boys School Syndrome
Damn, Ed. Maurice just asked this girl to arm wrestle. He's got All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)
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