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borfed
an accidental term when typing on facebook myspace or aim when meaning bored but your left index finger slips off the r and hits r and f at the same time.
borfed by jon kodiak January 3, 2008
Related Words
borfed • bored • boofed • boffed • bored shitless • boreder • boredism • boreded • Boredgasm • bored panda
I'm bored
I'm bored by Levi........ January 19, 2019
boredom
boredom by Tasha. A. (LoV3) June 21, 2008
bored hating
Hating because you're bored and you have nothing else to do with your time so you hate for entertainment, attention, or to pass the time I.e trolling,negative comments etc
(Concert)
Guy 1:can we go now
Guy2:we just got here
Guy1: and we need to "just" leave
Guy2: this concert was sold out and he's one of the top 5 artist in the country hitting platinum with his last 3 albums
Guy1: I mean the songs aren't even that good
Guy2:oh shit he just pulled up in a Bugatti
Guy1: he makes the car look slow
Guy2: that outfit hella lit
Guy1:I mean its ok it's just clothes
Guy2: yo can you shut cho bored hating ass up and try to enjoy yourself
Guy 1:can we go now
Guy2:we just got here
Guy1: and we need to "just" leave
Guy2: this concert was sold out and he's one of the top 5 artist in the country hitting platinum with his last 3 albums
Guy1: I mean the songs aren't even that good
Guy2:oh shit he just pulled up in a Bugatti
Guy1: he makes the car look slow
Guy2: that outfit hella lit
Guy1:I mean its ok it's just clothes
Guy2: yo can you shut cho bored hating ass up and try to enjoy yourself
bored hating by Small Fry guy October 30, 2017
bored
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