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Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
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Bipasha is a very beautiful girl, with big sparkly eyes and has the prettiest smile in the world. Bipasha is very loyal and one in a million. If you ever come across a Bipasha one day, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. She’s full of happiness and surprises and she’ll give you her special type of love anyday.
Him: omg! Look who’s coming our way
Me: bipasha is so beautiful!
Bipasha by IlyBipasha123 November 24, 2017

boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing
Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes
boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008
bopster by Bippity Bopster January 13, 2008
Yo what’s up Bopah
bopah by Bopah hahaha November 2, 2021

Nicol Bolas 

The most badass card in Magic: The Gathering. You better watch out because if he gets put in the game, you're basically gonna get man-o-f*cked.
Player 1:And I tap that to play Nicol Bolas!

Player 2:Oh shit I'm screwed...
Nicol Bolas by MTGKING456 August 2, 2012