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When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.
Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"
BONK! by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023
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Bonk

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To hit someone for saying something suggestive
H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking
Bonk by Ace the simp May 7, 2023
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*HAMMER TO HEAD*
*BONK*
BONK by coochie doctor March 23, 2020
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The word BONK is used in conversation to alert the other party that you are horny. It is often followed by the expression "go to horny jail" if it does not result in a sexual act taking place.

BONK, is derived from a meme which circulated during the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. The meme depicts a dog hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat with the text "BONK", "go to horny jail.
Her: "Ah my boobs are achy today"
Him: "BONK"
Her: "Go to horny jail"
BONK by hglly April 26, 2020
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The act of sexual intercourse.
I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.
bonk by Wez May 3, 2004
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Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.
I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.
bonk by Comedy Dave June 5, 2004
Word of the Day on May 10, 2025
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