Bojacked 

BoJack Horseman is an animated character who is filled with self-loathing, self-hatred and depression, he hates himself, he an alcoholic and he is bitter about everyone around him.
To feel bojacked is to feel down, depressed, angry at the universe and at yourself.

It's sunday, you are broke, you have load of responsibilities which none are done, you feel like a piece of shit, everyone around had their life figured out, and you are drowning in your alcohol and cigarettes and want to just end this shit. you might as well say "i feel bojacked"

Bojacked by Bifrost October 28, 2018

Bojacked 

If someone is Bojacked they are depressed, tired, always drunk and selfish - basically a mess.
Reference to character Bojack Horseman from Netflix show Bojack Horseman

This phrase is coined by singer, Selina Fever in recent EP, I Thought I Was Dreaming, If I Seemed Distance in the single White Lighter.

He was Bojacked

I am Bojacked

Bojacked by fregh November 2, 2019

bojankedy 

Piece of shit; ghetto-lookin'; something you would rather not be associated with.

Man, his car lookin' bojankedy. He better just roll out.

bojankedy by Sean April 5, 2005

boyacked 

The act of having to deal with so much stupidity concentrated in one small amount of time that it makes you want to crawl into a 500 degree oven.

After speaking with Marc I felt boyacked.

boyacked by Aunt Bunny August 13, 2021

Bogjacked 

Verb - Entering a toilet cubical to find that the previous occupant had abused the facilities in such a way that you gag and reassess your need to use said toilet

"You know you are gonna get bogjacked by someone who had a prawn vindaloo and loads of guiness last night!"

Bogjacked by Thebouy February 4, 2010

bijacked

When the pickup from the bar brings you back to his/her place where her boyfriend/girlfriend is waiting to join.

"Being such a pretty man, John was bijacked more often than than he wanted to admit."

bijacked by kikdaball May 5, 2007

biojacked

perdy much fucked

i just biojacked ur ass off the cliff!

biojacked by uber man{}XXXX[]************** March 26, 2004

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018