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Bohemian FC

The best, most honest football club in Ireland. Found in 1890 and based in Phibsboro on Dublin's north side, Bohs are everything a football team should be... badly run, shite football, crumbling old stadium, moaning fans, cold chips, wonky floodlights, fringe lunatics. The closest thing to heaven on earth.

Bohs' colours are red and black, usually seen in vertical stripes on the jersey. Dalymount Park in near Dublin's city centre has been the home of Bohs since 1901 but in an effort to attract more fans, investors, sponsors and media coverage the club is now looking to move to a new stadium on the outskirts of Dublin in a deal which will result in Bohemian FC being one of the richest clubs in Europe. Whether that money will be spent on investing in the future and securing Champions League football for years to come is anyone's guess at the moment. Don't be surprised if the millions get blown on right footed donkeys with two nleft feet and a manager who can't tell his back four from his back side.

Local rivals include Shamrock Rovers and St Patrick's Athletic.

Much as they'd like to consider themselves rivals, the club known as Shelboune are irrelevant.
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be Rovers?
Will I be Bohs?
Here's what she said to me

Wash your mouth my son
And get your father's gun
And shoot the Rovers scum
Shoot the Rovers scum
we hate Rovers!
Bohs by Jackie Jameson May 12, 2006
Words you can keep
"Can I tell you I asked him to whip me today?"
"BOHS"
BOHS by theschist April 24, 2010
Related Words
A girl (usually under-aged)who's willing to go to bed with you just for a ride on your bike and a cup of tea in next'day morning.
Jessica became a bohsia after her boyfriend dumped her for another boy.
bohsia by Arbi May 8, 2005

bohsancurt 

sexy bitches, big packages, juicy lips, all gorgeous and smart to. deff. an a list family!
can be the coolest people or the most snottiest bitches in the world!
ha
damn look at that family they must be bohsancurts!
bohsancurt by ghjklkjhg fghj June 2, 2008
plural form of the shortened natty boh, which is short for national bohemian beer.
ofcourse i'm drinking boh's tonight, it's fancy friday!
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A word used to shame someone for being a jester/clown typically used for a man

derives from a Hungarian word 'Bohóc' that over the years has fused with an word in Urdu 'Maskara'
Grace: You are such a bohskó James

James: no I am not
bohskó by Annoyed3921 February 14, 2026
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