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Bob the builder was a construction worker on a childrens tv show until he was brutally murdered by handy manny when he crossed the mexican border. After he killed bob the builder handy manny stole his spot on tv and became super rich and famous.

Bob the Builder got killed by Handy Manny.

bob the builder by bunnysoxx April 7, 2011

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Bob the Builder

A chubby little builder-man who builds stuff with his animatronic eye-balled, talking automobiles.

Hey look! It's Bob the Builder!

Bob the Builder by Waddles🐷 February 3, 2017

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Bob the Builder

A children's cartoon character who, alledgedly, 'can fix it.' The truth of this claim is attested to in various episodes, and yet he is still to score with Wendy (the blonde chick).

Bob the Builder, can you fix my relationship with my wife? No? Oh well, at least you can free me from the obligation of interacting with my kids...

Bob the Builder by Jordan G October 24, 2004

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bob the builder

bob likes to eat.
bob is fat.
bob needs help.

each like is how many seconds bob lives

Bob the builder is going to die

bob the builder by DareGoblin October 10, 2018

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bob the builder

a bald guy who fails to do everything and is made of clay. he has friends that are talking cars and trucks. in a few words.
HE IS A FREAKIN BLOB OF CLAY WHO HAS NO REAL FRIENDS AND IS AN EMO SON-OF-A-GUN WHO GAVE UP ON LIFE AND CANT GET A WOMAN!!!

someone random:hey bob can u fix my toy car??

bob the builder: no its fucked

bob the builder by Jack Carrington October 20, 2008

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Bob the builder

A construction man that loves to play with his tool

He loves playing with his tool
But get to close and they’ll be up your ass

Bob the builder will fuck it

Bob the builder by Hobby lobby November 18, 2020

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bob the builder

One who tries to fix a girl's crazy-ass personality but many other guys tried to fix her

''I can fix her bro!!!'', he thinks she's fine.
''Ain't no way, many other guys tried to fix her. U ain't fucking bob the builder

bob the builder by Vizzy.cx March 29, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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