blompie

a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head

So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!

by CRedsand2 October 21, 2003

Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

Blompy

Defecating on your sexual partner just after climax.

Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.

by JackedNick April 30, 2006

BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Oh my God, my Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

blompis

A gay man who likely has a curly mullet.

I went out with this guy last night and really liked him, but he turned out to be a blompis.

by Deuce1212 April 20, 2017

BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025