Hi this is Bompy from your lawn care company. Is your mother or father at home?

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

*Example 1*

Person 1 "Did you hear what Tommy said to Alyssa?" Person 2 "Yeah, he was being a total Bompy..."
*Example 2*
White girl "Oh my gosh, I spilled my Starbucks on my Uggs while I was taking selfie!"
Bystandar *mutters under her breath* "What a fucking Bompy..."

Pete is such a bompy. We watched him fall off his bike four times after he left the bar.

The homeless guy who broke the store front window is a bompy.

We watched that bompy, Rob O'Hare, fall off his bucket from the cable truck four times after he left the bar. That was his first call of the night.

Hey look at that bompy on the corner with his shopping cart home