A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.
Karen gave me the best blompy last night.
John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
by Scat-a-riffic September 17, 2009