BKOBJ

Literally, Burger King or Blow Job. It's the choice you have to make when faced with two equally appealing options.

It's 10:30 p.m. on a Wednesday. Chad and Hunter from the dorm want to get Whoppers. Taylor wants you to come hang with her. Decision time: BKOBJ?

by ThePunchlineisUrMom January 19, 2022

Bkob

its Bob, but with a silent K

Can anyone please tell me the purpose of a silent letter? Have you ever been able to use one in your own personal life?

"My name is Bob, B-K-O-B" Naa playa, your name is B-KOB. Bkob.

by Xen Rom October 30, 2007

Bobjan

Common South African Slang for the word gorilla.
Used for saying others are idiots to.
Can be used in both contents at the same time.

"LOOK..Philip is being a Bobjan again..typical."

by Drnoob1234 November 14, 2018

boobjaw

The act of over-extending one's jaw in order to fit a large busted girl's breast in your mouth.

"Wow, look at the rack on her...I wonder if i could put one of those in my mouth?"

"Yeah, if you could dislocate your jaw like a snake eating a rat; you'd end up getting boobjaw, I don't wanna have to come to see you in the hospital for that."

"But, it would be worth it, though."

"Idiot."

by the prince of prosciut' March 22, 2010

Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

Bobjob

A bobjob is a simple handjob performed with the intention of the finish being a 'moneyshot.'

"How much do you charge for a bobjob?" "$30 should suffice"

by RussianZack April 3, 2013

Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

by crash2burn April 4, 2010