Birthday Party

A chaotic event starting with comrades bringing gifts for surviving another year before a bright colourful object is placed on a table representing the years while people sing an uncomfortable song, ending in the colourful object being stabbed, set on fire and eaten while presents are disposed to the host

Wanna come to my Birthday Party?

by RandomLoser123 January 12, 2021

birthday party

code for when a group of people get together at someones house and smoke weed

Dude, i heard theres a birthday party tonight

by ozorio June 9, 2011

You're not invited to my birthday party

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

uncle's cat's birthday party

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014

super soft birthday party

An extremely festive, childlike, and colorful birthday party thrown for an adult, with such things as balloons, cupcakes, ponies, etc.

Friend 1: Can we skip my super soft birthday party this year?
Friend 2: That's a hard no!

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Surprise Birthday Party

A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.

The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !

by B.Malones February 9, 2008

belgian birthday party

A kind of illicit event, usually involving drugs, alcohol and sexual depravity.

"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."

by Stovaa June 8, 2018