Tina… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh
Tina Thompson… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh
my mom....the one that gives you weed to smoke the one that pays for your broke ass to party the one that lies to your dad for you to get away with murder the one that always knows how to make you feel better and get you out of trouble
Someone (mom) who can be described as “the best mom ever” is someone who is kind, thoughtful, has a big heart and can cheer up your day. These types of moms don’t come alway but if you have one you are lucky!
Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).
Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.