A muscular european male who performs felatio upon the fallus of another equally hairy male whereupon recieving 'man goo' upon his moustache. Eurobears are also renowned for recieving anal intrusion from other men, posing infront of mirors and camaras, and the eating of waffles.
Oh my god this picture of a eurobear is far too gay to look at on my own.
J. did you see that eurobear surfing, he had hair protuding from his wetsuit.
S. Yes i believe he was wearing a beater underneath it.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).