BANTER

Word to describe absolute first class humerous bickering and or insulting.

Chav: oy mate u look like a cock
Top lad: shut it you uneducated arse
Chav: hey I've got three btecs u twat
Top lad: I rest my case
BANTER SIR!!

by Lord of the banter January 22, 2012

BANTER

this word allows the user to immediatly make any situation which has any homo erotic behaviour in it perfectly sraight.
it withdraws any notions that either party were ever performing such acts.

boy a: hey can i jizz on your face?
boy b: yeah sure
boy a: im done
boy b: Banter!!!!
situation is no longer gay.

by squirtrocks June 21, 2010

BANTER

used to describe an act which was done to have fun only.

Aaron and Boris waxed their legs and belly infront of everyone in college to have a banter!

by Sunny2612 April 30, 2009

banterful

to be full of banter, to have a good time

yeah he's a good mate, really banterful
that was banterous

by jinky_boclair August 12, 2007

Banter

The magnificent art of using word play, opinions, exaggeration, irony, sarcasm, and other comedic themes to (playfully) humiliate, make fun of, and laugh at your friends. This word is most commonly used in Britain, but 'Banter' is used around the world.

Joe: Your dick is so small!
Steven: Your mum didn't seem to mind it last night

Both: Banter m8 yh init

by Domesh August 29, 2014

no banter

The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.

Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.

by Sobsnewcadtle September 07, 2015

banter

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.

"You, sir, are drunk"

"Maybe so but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning"

"Good banter sir"

by Zach_banter February 16, 2006