Balita

Balita’s are amazing people. They can be quiet if you don’t reach out to them first but once you get to know them, it’ll be the best thing thats ever happened to you. You can rely on Balitas to make you feel better, keep your secrets and just make you laugh if you want to have a good time.

Person 1: “Hey, who’s that guy who just did on ollie?
Person 2: Oh! That’s Balita

Balita by SailorRacer November 23, 2021

Balita

This is a name reserved for hella swag people. If you want to compliment someone, tell them they look like Balita

Friend 1: How do I look today?

Friend 2: You look a lot like Balita bro

Friend 3: For real?? Thanks bro

Balita by Burritobro22 November 21, 2021

Balita

Filipino for News

"Narinig mo na ba ang balita?"
"Oo!"

Balita by Algostan September 3, 2026

Baltar 

A friendly way of saying the r-word like me and my 11 year old is a baltar who likes steal in like being a baltar

Baltar always will be baltar

Baltar by Kingofdick August 21, 2019

Angry Baltau 

you are doing your teacher, and your cellphone rings and she gives you a referral

i was fucking my teacher but my gf called and she pulled a angry baltau, so i got pissed and i jizzed in her eye. now shes blind.

Angry Baltau by Bamfs that Dgaf March 8, 2008

belita 

Belita is a Spanish name which means little beauty. It is a beautiful name.

Hi. My name is Belita

belita by Not ya business June 3, 2018

Baltasar 

Tall guy with HUGE pennis. He is also very funny

Person 1: wow, he has a giant pennis
Person 2: they don't call him Baltasar for no reason

Baltasar by Big pennis December 13, 2017