AAAAAAAAAAA, B.I.R.D !! (What a Man screams when he finishes a top set in the gym with heavy weight that could’ve potentially ended his life.) - Bird Man, Diamond Gym.
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
B.R.I.N.D.A is strange but addictive drug made from ramen and bubble tea. B.R.I.N.D.A stands for Boba, Ramen, Immense , Nicotine, Devotion, Angst. This drug is 9% cocaine, 11% nicotine, 10% ramen, 10% bubble tea, and 60% teen angst. Mostly used by the talented fanfiction writers of Wattpad studio, B.R.I.N.D.A is a easy way to keep them in peak writing condition. B.R.I.N.D.A can now be used as life support to bring back writers and the fanfiction sequels we love. Common side effects include: Lose of brain cells, to will to life, threats, stans, and long rambling angst stories with no point, joy, or end.
Writer: My story sucks, I'll just add some B.R.I.N.D.A to it.
Anime stans: Wow, this story is great, I'll go state my claims and theories in the comments.
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Writer: THANKS B.R.I.N.D.A
“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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