Big Fat Cock Deficiency
When a woman is more irritable than normal and is displaying symptoms of cuntiness, argumentation and/or general disagreeability. BFCD is similar to scurvy, except the remedy vitamin D, not C.
Woman: (basically anything)
Man: Bitch, you have a serious case of B F.C.D. We need to sort this out right now.
At this point the woman is promptly vent over and cure of her affliction.
B.F.C.D. Big Fat Cock Deficiency
Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"
Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"
Compliment her on one of her features that doesn't give you a boner. Tell her how beautiful she is without mentioning features that trigger boners
You have really nice eyes.
He was so sweet, he started the conversation with an n.b.f.c. tellin me I have a nice smile. So much better that the pathetic message I get sayin nice rack.
Emmanuel's Big Game Fishing Club is a gentleman's club for the elite males of emc. It involves a silver sack of fun for each member, sharing of fishing stories with a chosen creature of the sea and responsible consumption of femented grape juice. A jolly swell time is had by all.
Tim: hey sam are you going to the B.G.F.C. today?
Sam: No i am a little pussy and will not succeed in life.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.