Big Fat Cock Deficiency
When a woman is more irritable than normal and is displaying symptoms of cuntiness, argumentation and/or general disagreeability. BFCD is similar to scurvy, except the remedy vitamin D, not C.
Woman: (basically anything)
Man: Bitch, you have a serious case of B F.C.D. We need to sort this out right now.
Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"
Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"
Compliment her on one of her features that doesn't give you a boner. Tell her how beautiful she is without mentioning features that trigger boners
You have really nice eyes.
He was so sweet, he started the conversation with an n.b.f.c. tellin me I have a nice smile. So much better that the pathetic message I get sayin nice rack.
Emmanuel's Big Game Fishing Club is a gentleman's club for the elite males of emc. It involves a silver sack of fun for each member, sharing of fishing stories with a chosen creature of the sea and responsible consumption of femented grape juice. A jolly swell time is had by all.