B.A.V

Big. Ass. Vehicle.
Any vehicle thats ass obscures the next lane over and makes it impossible to see oncoming traffic. Usually owned by people that can't park.

That B.A.V almost killed me, I have no idea where that other car came from.

by spookykitteh123 January 18, 2017

B.A.V.

boobs. ass. vagina. enough said.

"what are the most important things in a woman to you?"
"The B.A.V. man."

by jd salinger February 3, 2008