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Aynism is strict allegiance to the Cayn province of SSC-Khatumo state of Somalia, whose capital is Buhoodle.
She was in favor of Aynism
Aynism by Bobbystrurrew June 19, 2023
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A disease infected by believers of conspiracy theories (Freemasonry, Flat Earth, New World Order, The Plandemic, etc.). Commonly used in Malaysia.
I heard Zuya had stopped sending their kids to school because education is part of the Freemason’s agenda to conquer the world. Looks like he’s suffering from Aunisme.
Aunisme by True Malay February 23, 2021
Related Words
Aynism Anism Anyism Aynissa Anismal anismism Annismi AUNISM Aunisme Ayaism

anismism 

1) a school of thought which runs contrary to ismism.
2) a school of thought which runs contrary to the school of thought that schools of thought need labels.

Note: Implicit in anismism is a self-referential recursive paradox, however anismists don't think in absolutes and don't dwell on irresolvable paradox so it isn't really a problem.

Also: anismist - a subscriber to the idea of anismism
anistist - one who is against people who are for things.

Possible abbreviated forms: anism, anist
1) Spiritualism and Atheism are both equally irritating for much of the same reasons. Both are philosophical masturbation with no other practical purpose, thus I instead subscribe to anismism.

2) I find anyone who rigidly defines themselves by a philosophy which contains unprovable assumptions irritating. I am an anistist.

3) It would be an anist's wet dream dip Richard Dawkins and Bruce Chapman in a vat of personal lubricant and then lock them both in the same room.
anismism by Anismist September 14, 2011
It's a "religion" to remember. When a group of friends make up strange inside jokes that somewhat relate to each other, and that no one else finds funny its referred to as Ayaism.
"i hear the wind....HELLO?!?"

wut is that supposed to mean?

oh, its just Ayaism.
Ayaism by DORA EXPLORA May 2, 2010
The act of eating a raw mini tomato-looking pumpkin.
The act of throwing ones gum and catching it in the mouth.
Maybe getting it stuck on the ceiling and missing and getting it on the third try!!
Stealing a print of two dollar bills and Devry University shirts
The act of grabbing an otter of of Robs... cow costume..
"Yo stopin being aylism,,Ima bang ya"
aylism by Aof November 19, 2007
aynissa is a fat annoying ugly bitch ass gru. She literally deadass looks like Gru. If you know an Aynissa KILL HER AND DONT TRUST HER. Beat her ass because she can’t fight 😹😹. She is deadass built like Gru💀. She has a big ass nose and it’s hella bumpy. So if you get in a fight with a girl that’s built like Gru #Aynissa just say “i was just tryin to fix her nose” 😂 PERIODDD
Girl 1: Who tf is that bitch that’s built like Gru?

Girl 2: Ohhh that’s Aynissa i think her dad is Gru🤷🏽 ♀️
Girl 1: Are you sure she has a dad??

Boy 1: Nah if that was my child i would leave too💀
Girl 2: Ong 💀💀💀
Aynissa by NoOneLikesAynissa February 11, 2023
aynissa is a fat annoying ugly bitch ass gru. She literally deadass looks like Gru. If you know an Aynissa KILL HER AND DONT TRUST HER. Beat her ass because she can’t fight 😹😹. She is deadass built like Gru💀. She has a big ass nose and it’s hella bumpy. So if you get in a fight with a girl that’s built like Gru #Aynissa just say “i was just tryin to fix her nose” 😂 PERIODDD
Girl 1: Who tf is that bitch that’s built like Gru?

Girl 2: Ohhh that’s Aynissa i think her dad is Gru🤷🏽 ♀️
Girl 1: Are you sure she has a dad??

Boy 1: Nah if that was my child i would leave too💀
Girl 2: Ong 💀💀💀
Aynissa by NoOneLikesAynissa February 11, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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