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A disease infected by believers of conspiracy theories (Freemasonry, Flat Earth, New World Order, The Plandemic, etc.). Commonly used in Malaysia.
I heard Zuya had stopped sending their kids to school because education is part of the Freemason’s agenda to conquer the world. Looks like he’s suffering from Aunisme.
Aunisme by True Malay February 23, 2021
Related Words
Aynism Anism Anyism Aynissa Anismal anismism Annismi AUNISM Aunisme Ayaism

anismism 

1) a school of thought which runs contrary to ismism.
2) a school of thought which runs contrary to the school of thought that schools of thought need labels.

Note: Implicit in anismism is a self-referential recursive paradox, however anismists don't think in absolutes and don't dwell on irresolvable paradox so it isn't really a problem.

Also: anismist - a subscriber to the idea of anismism
anistist - one who is against people who are for things.

Possible abbreviated forms: anism, anist
1) Spiritualism and Atheism are both equally irritating for much of the same reasons. Both are philosophical masturbation with no other practical purpose, thus I instead subscribe to anismism.

2) I find anyone who rigidly defines themselves by a philosophy which contains unprovable assumptions irritating. I am an anistist.

3) It would be an anist's wet dream dip Richard Dawkins and Bruce Chapman in a vat of personal lubricant and then lock them both in the same room.
anismism by Anismist September 14, 2011
It's a "religion" to remember. When a group of friends make up strange inside jokes that somewhat relate to each other, and that no one else finds funny its referred to as Ayaism.
"i hear the wind....HELLO?!?"

wut is that supposed to mean?

oh, its just Ayaism.
Ayaism by DORA EXPLORA May 2, 2010
The act of eating a raw mini tomato-looking pumpkin.
The act of throwing ones gum and catching it in the mouth.
Maybe getting it stuck on the ceiling and missing and getting it on the third try!!
Stealing a print of two dollar bills and Devry University shirts
The act of grabbing an otter of of Robs... cow costume..
"Yo stopin being aylism,,Ima bang ya"
aylism by Aof November 19, 2007
aynissa is a fat annoying ugly bitch ass gru. She literally deadass looks like Gru. If you know an Aynissa KILL HER AND DONT TRUST HER. Beat her ass because she can’t fight 😹😹. She is deadass built like Gru💀. She has a big ass nose and it’s hella bumpy. So if you get in a fight with a girl that’s built like Gru #Aynissa just say “i was just tryin to fix her nose” 😂 PERIODDD
Girl 1: Who tf is that bitch that’s built like Gru?

Girl 2: Ohhh that’s Aynissa i think her dad is Gru🤷🏽 ♀️
Girl 1: Are you sure she has a dad??

Boy 1: Nah if that was my child i would leave too💀
Girl 2: Ong 💀💀💀
Aynissa by NoOneLikesAynissa February 11, 2023
aynissa is a fat annoying ugly bitch ass gru. She literally deadass looks like Gru. If you know an Aynissa KILL HER AND DONT TRUST HER. Beat her ass because she can’t fight 😹😹. She is deadass built like Gru💀. She has a big ass nose and it’s hella bumpy. So if you get in a fight with a girl that’s built like Gru #Aynissa just say “i was just tryin to fix her nose” 😂 PERIODDD
Girl 1: Who tf is that bitch that’s built like Gru?

Girl 2: Ohhh that’s Aynissa i think her dad is Gru🤷🏽 ♀️
Girl 1: Are you sure she has a dad??

Boy 1: Nah if that was my child i would leave too💀
Girl 2: Ong 💀💀💀
Aynissa by NoOneLikesAynissa February 11, 2023