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Conspiracy theory that has no real basis in fact and is just a giant prank on everyone who is sensitive and has a tendency to panic when faced with information they dont like. Some people claim to take it seriously, but they cant hide the troll face as they say it.
I wrote fuck the police on a wall. Nothing happened.

A fellow graffiti artist wrote 'Flat Earth' on an ATM and there was a police investigation.
by Goth Doll August 09, 2017
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The most retarded theorist group to ever exist, becoming a Flat Earther poses a high risk to your IQ, and has a possible side effect of giving you Cardiac Arrest, And/Or Removing your brain entirely.
some flat earthers belive in an ice wall (Antarctica ) surrounding the earth, with outside lands that the rest of the world is hiding.
Flat Earthers have two siapses in their brain and nothing more
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by Dragonfurious007 May 31, 2018
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The flat earth is a constructed religion. Constructed religions are amongst the least known "arts", but very abused by it's powers.
Like many religions constructed in the late 20th century The Flat Earth cult was a constructed religion that was constructed by a group of people interested in the idea.with the rise of the internet the idea spread quickly.
Like many cult and antiscience formed throughout the years, it relies and the small-minded belief that since one can't trust the government then they can trust any random source claiming to be against the government.
Ironically, the very source of the belief could be the government itself. According to a research paper published by the Zwich Derkwiz and Durch Zurich of the University of Dürwelt, The flat earth idea could have being perpetuated by CIA mind control reports, this included numerous references to declassified CIA documents and direct qoutes from member of the programs.Since then attempts had being made to interview members of the CIA program.
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by Roybook August 25, 2017
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A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.
We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class
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The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.
Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!
by High_AF October 18, 2018
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The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.
Anne didn't like her homework so she flat earthed it. As a result she flunked her test.
by ParodyMan November 15, 2018
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