The most retarded theorist group to ever exist, becoming a Flat Earther poses a high risk to your IQ, and has a possible side effect of giving you Cardiac Arrest, And/Or Removing your brain entirely.
some flat earthers belive in an ice wall (Antarctica ) surrounding the earth, with outside lands that the rest of the world is hiding.
Flat Earthers have two siapses in their brain and nothing more
by Dragonfurious007 April 29, 2018
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A baseless "theory" conspiracy supported by a bunch of people who mindlessly follow it like a nonsensical cult. It has no evidence to back it up whatsoever, and any evidence that the flat earthers bring up can quickly be rebutted by a reasonably smart and logic-minded person, like me.
Guy: The earth is flat, globetards! Flat Earth is right!
Me: It's not. Can you explain why we have two hemispheres and they have different stars?
Guy: What? Fuck you! You are stupid and uneducated!
by Xosmic February 16, 2021
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The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.
Anne didn't like her homework so she flat earthed it. As a result she flunked her test.
by ParodyMan November 16, 2018
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A bunch of idiots who had nothing to do then resurfaced, and an idiot believed it.
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The flat earth is a constructed religion. Constructed religions are amongst the least known "arts", but very abused by it's powers.
Like many religions constructed in the late 20th century The Flat Earth cult was a constructed religion that was constructed by a group of people interested in the idea.with the rise of the internet the idea spread quickly.
Like many cult and antiscience formed throughout the years, it relies and the small-minded belief that since one can't trust the government then they can trust any random source claiming to be against the government.
Ironically, the very source of the belief could be the government itself. According to a research paper published by the Zwich Derkwiz and Durch Zurich of the University of Dürwelt, The flat earth idea could have being perpetuated by CIA mind control reports, this included numerous references to declassified CIA documents and direct qoutes from member of the programs.Since then attempts had being made to interview members of the CIA program.
Flat Earth is a cult
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the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!
Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.
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The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.
Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!
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