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A disease infected by believers of conspiracy theories (Freemasonry, Flat Earth, New World Order, The Plandemic, etc.). Commonly used in Malaysia.
I heard Zuya had stopped sending their kids to school because education is part of the Freemason’s agenda to conquer the world. Looks like he’s suffering from Aunisme.
Aunisme by True Malay February 23, 2021
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autismetrist 

When you think you might be blind, you visit the optometrist.

When you think you might have autism, you visit the autismetrist.
A: bro you're such an NPC. you literally say the same things over and over.

B: my bad bro. i think i might have to make a visit to my autismetrist.

A: good call bro. maybe if you're sped, you can get extra time on tests at school.
autismetrist by pedomaster February 3, 2023
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An anime film/show that is so incredibly stupid, it is considered autistic by the weeaboo's that watch it.
You: Did you like that anime?
Me: You mean that autisme?
Autisme by Jusquisha December 14, 2016

aunissea 

The type of girl to always picks a fight with Edgar but can never win
Aunissea can’t hang
aunissea by Edgardgaf November 23, 2021
"We are autismed"
Autismed by Jonah_ July 24, 2023
The African Union Nation (AUN), (e.g., "The African Union Nation party"), is a political party focused on uniting all people of the Abantu race in Africa under a fascist and socialist state. Abantu individuals are of Black heritage, characterized by features like type 3 or 4 hair, dark to light skin tones, fuller lips, and broader noses. Albinism and vitiligo do not alter their Black lineage.

AUNISM, the ideology of the AUN Party, promotes the unification of the Abantu race to prevent future atrocities like slavery and colonization. Members uphold six codes of honor, including prioritizing the progress of the Black race, following Abantu leadership, and building power through action. The AUN Party also follows ten core rules, one of which includes marrying within the race and rejecting race mixing with enemy races.
My cousin is a dedicated member of the AUN Party. He believes in the ideology of AUNISM.
AUNISM by AUN Party January 19, 2025

Aunister 

"You fucking black aunister... WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Aunister by Caleb Stair March 28, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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