AwkP

Being in an awkward position, when something very awkward happens. Or being in an awkward place like an elevator.

guy 1: man I was hooking up with this chick last night and she had a penis!
guy 2: man that's awkward!
guy 1: it was such an awkp.

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standing in an elevator is almost always an awkp.

by bobntg May 18, 2009

awkpidgin

1) A word used to make you seem cooler

2) A filler for an awkward silence

1) Kid 1: Hey look at that awkpidgin!!!

Kid 2: OMG you are soooo cool :)

2) Kid 1: .......awkpidgin.......

Kid 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by steencumber May 16, 2011

Awkpocalypse

Noun: A situation or event that has a potential awkwardness that is enough to induce the apocalypse.

Noun: An apocalypse resulting from awkwardness

Little did I know my girlfriend had started the awkpocalypse for my twin brother by sleeping with my him when he thought it was me.

by Llama Ninja January 13, 2011

awkplosion

The coming together of two or more people that suffer from debilitating awkwardness in social situations. Usually these people have to keep conversations going with each other for a period of time to be considered an awkplosion.

That other night Anne and Mel had a complete awkplosion for like an hour at Pedro’s bar mitzvah.

by Backyard-Couple September 21, 2019

Awkphobia

the fear of awkward moments (NOT social anxiety)

"I CAN'T TALK TO MY CRUSH! I HATE THE AWKWARD MOMENTS!"
"Congrats, you have Awkphobia."

by strwbrie May 22, 2022