Definitions by Backyard-Couple
Dadgony
The overwhelming emotional pain, existential suffering, and immediate desire to disappear into another dimension experienced by a teenager when their father does something spectacularly embarrassing - usually while believing he’s being funny, cool, or helpful.
My dad started beatboxing at parents’ evening. I experienced a level of dadgony previously thought impossible.
Dadgony by Backyard-Couple June 27, 2026
awkplosion
The coming together of two or more people that suffer from debilitating awkwardness in social situations. Usually these people have to keep conversations going with each other for a period of time to be considered an awkplosion.
awkplosion by Backyard-Couple September 21, 2019