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Awesomemeter

The level of awesome at which someone or something is thought to be on a scale from 1 to 1000.
Joe's Awesomemeter levels took a hit when he accidentally told everyone that he lives in his mom's basement.
Awesomemeter by imdehaas October 1, 2011

Awesomeerest

Somebody or something that is exceptionally awesome.
Rob is the awesomeerest.
Awesomeerest by Amsterdam-Man December 20, 2022

awesomeresterest 

Adjective for something that is the most awesome:
1-Like dude, did you see that music video?
2- Like chyeuh! It was the awesomeresterest videeo evah!!
1- Hecck yeaaah
awesomeresterest by blonndychicka October 1, 2011

awesomeresteresteresteresteresteresterest 

Someone: awesomeresteresteresteresteresteresterest
Someone else: Uh Oh
*Universe Implodes*
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026