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Awesomerist 

A description of how much more awesome someone is than anyone else.
Kieran is the most awesomerist
Awesomerist by 20619T March 31, 2010

Awesometrist 

The highly esteemed profession of judging the amount of awesomeness a person, object, or situation possesses. Often takes many years of training to achieve such a status.
The most common tool used in this practice is an awesometer
(pronounced: awe-som-a-trist)
Before we started the stunt, we got an awesometrist to judge it so we could accurately tell everyone how awesome it was.

An awesometrist often uses the song "Do You Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness and videos of freerunning to tune his awesometer.

Jackie, Billy, and Lesley, all being awesometrists, went to the movie theater to watch a special airing of Fight Club to calibrate their awesometers.
Awesometrist by wmiller February 21, 2011

AwesomeChoiSum 

1. The Sweetest and Most Thoughtful woman in this world.
2. A great person
3. Honest
4. Hates mind games
5. Loves Red Devils
6. Hates Cold Cheese
7. Loves to Dance
8. Loyal
9. The Tease
I wish I had an AwesomeChoiSum in my life
AwesomeChoiSum by Fongy Wongy August 10, 2004

Awesomeristific 

Bigger than Awesome, better than anything you can possibly ever imagine. More super than supercalifragilistciexpialidocious. Nothing can describe anything thats super great better than awesomeristific. Only to be used when you cannot think of a word great enough or worthy enough to describe what you are talking about.
I had a dream last night about a programmable man that did everything exactly the way I wanted him to, and i mean everything. It was awesomeristific.
Awesomeristific by MistressMichi February 4, 2010

Awesomeristism 

The act of awesomerist; when something is beyond being described by ordinary words, or at all.
Dude 1: "Hey man, they are giving away ice cream cones, puppies, and $20 bills down the street! Hurry up!"
Dude 2: "That is just....like...AWESOMERISTISM!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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