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A straight extra virgin white male who is a child of god (jesus lover) but is also questioning his sexuality. They tend to have an unhealthy obsession with Elon Musk and young ministers. Avjohn's believe and supports white supremacy, capitalism and communism. Beware, they are menaces to society and can be a threat to young children.
HAve you seen the way she walks... such an Avjohn!

Praying your child doesn't become an Avjohn.
Avjohn by holychild69 September 9, 2021
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Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.
Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.
Pull an Avjohn by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022
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A very lovable man he is very polite and love to share moments especially when he is with his lover or partner

He has a very dark past about relationships but now he already found the one who fit to his personality
So when you met Aljohn He is the one dont ever let him go .
Aljohn is a person who is very lovable anf a loyal one
Aljohn by anonymous June 7, 2021
A teenager who plays minecraft and hes ass at pvp, he used to do gfx but is now shit at it, hes a annoying cunt dont hang with a Arjohn there toxic and annoying.
He switched from playing minecraft to fortnite wow hes such an arjohn.
Arjohn by TheOGkid May 2, 2018

anjohnisha 

someone who likes lip gloss mostly comes from a whit family doesn't have much money
is pretty with big teeth with a gap most likely short and thick someone who doesn't have brand shoes if its a brand its most likely fake always have a jacket on a follower not a leader likes every boy she sees cant spell has a lot of siblings lives with her mom..... always talks about her ex friends does not have alot of friends have alot of mexican friends.
i have a friend named anjohnisha who doesnt lnow how to spell dumb
anjohnisha by ashley sames May 20, 2018
A beautiful African Queen 😍
Respect the beautiful Ajohnee
Ajohnee by AfricanGodess November 22, 2021
Ajohna is a irresistible person. She/he is loving with a big heart but can also be cold. She/he can be both childish and mature it depends on who they’re talking to.Their bitches but thats how they show their love.
I wish i was like Ajohna’s....
I jad a dream about me being a Ajohna
Ajohna by enrichment November 23, 2021
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