sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO
ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of
STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the
bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like
jealousy or
cheating partner
... need I say more?
I
mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God
love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my
game to the point where I've decided it's way better to
just be autosexual!"
