Autocondom 

Already having a condom on in the chance of getting laid.

Billy: 'Dude, make sure you bring some condoms cuz I'm not sharing.'
Gray: 'Don't worry bro. I've got an autocondom.'

Autocondom by TurtleHearts22 March 30, 2015

autosodomy 

The act of a male inserting his penis into his own anus.

"There's nothing worse than those goatse pictures!"

"You think so? You obviously aren't acquainted with the art of autosodomy."

autosodomy by Odiumjunkie April 23, 2005

autosodomite 

Someone who fucks their own ass.

"Ted, what are you doing?!"

"Fucking myself in the ass."

"Goddamn autosodomite..."

autosodomite by Z! September 20, 2006

autocondriac 

A person that is constantly worried about the reliability of thier car.

This car is constantly in the shop for sevice and nothing is wrong with it. The customer is a autocondriac.

autocondriac by Tom the technician March 13, 2009

autoconformist 

someone conforming with himself, e.g. following his cock.

pathetic boy, following after girls all day, actually following his dick, hereby being an autoconformist

autoconformist by jmoeder May 21, 2011