Autocondom

Already having a condom on in the chance of getting laid.

Billy: 'Dude, make sure you bring some condoms cuz I'm not sharing.'
Gray: 'Don't worry bro. I've got an autocondom.'

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autosodomy

The act of a male inserting his penis into his own anus.

"There's nothing worse than those goatse pictures!"

"You think so? You obviously aren't acquainted with the art of autosodomy."

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Someone who fucks their own ass.

"Ted, what are you doing?!"

"Fucking myself in the ass."

"Goddamn autosodomite..."

autosodomite by Z! September 20, 2006

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A person that is constantly worried about the reliability of thier car.

This car is constantly in the shop for sevice and nothing is wrong with it. The customer is a autocondriac.

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someone conforming with himself, e.g. following his cock.

pathetic boy, following after girls all day, actually following his dick, hereby being an autoconformist

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