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When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.
A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
by jfburke619 October 22, 2015
Get the soccer drama mug.Him - How about Mexican tonight?
Her - We could eat at La Perla...
Him - Fuck that, no self respecting caballero would eat a lobster and prime rib burrito - that shit is faux mex.
Her - Then we should head to La Cantina for a bucket of Pacifico and beef and bean burritos.
Him - Nice call.
Her - We could eat at La Perla...
Him - Fuck that, no self respecting caballero would eat a lobster and prime rib burrito - that shit is faux mex.
Her - Then we should head to La Cantina for a bucket of Pacifico and beef and bean burritos.
Him - Nice call.
by jfburke619 October 13, 2012
Get the Faux Mex mug.Someone who makes uneconomic or impractical decisions to maximize the number of points that realize from an airline or hotel chain.
Bob: While do you fly to Boston on AArdvark airlines with three connections?
Bill: I have mega-platinum status with AArdvark, plus I want the extra miles.
Bob: You are a point slut.
Bill: I have mega-platinum status with AArdvark, plus I want the extra miles.
Bob: You are a point slut.
by jfburke619 November 4, 2022
Get the point slut mug.Type A personalities are driven. Type D personalities are driven to be difficult (or dick-ish). They go out of their way to make others lives difficult.
Mary "Why did Bob soak the pacifier in vinegar?"
Betty "No good reason... he is a pure type D personality."
Betty "No good reason... he is a pure type D personality."
by jfburke619 August 21, 2018
Get the Type D Personality mug.FOFA is short for 'festival of fucking around'. Is used when there is excessive stupidity around relatively simple tasks resulting more responsible parties having to wait for the idiots in the room to settle down.
Bob - I thought that you and the missus were going grocery shopping?
Jim - We were but first she could not find her keys, then she spilled coffee on her blouse and then the dog ran away...
Bob - Sounds like a non-stop festival of fucking around.
Jim - Pure FOFA, 24/7.
Jim - We were but first she could not find her keys, then she spilled coffee on her blouse and then the dog ran away...
Bob - Sounds like a non-stop festival of fucking around.
Jim - Pure FOFA, 24/7.
by jfburke619 May 29, 2016
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Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.
Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.
by jfburke619 December 15, 2013
Get the temple of consumption mug.When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.
In the men's room at work -
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
by jfburke619 June 12, 2025
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