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Autobitch 

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.
I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.
Autobitch by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011
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Autobitch 

A word used in Counter-Strike to define a player who constantly uses either the Terrorist H&K G3/SG-1 or the Counter-Terrorist SG-550 Automatic Sniper Rifles, because of the complete lack of skill involved in wielding them.
"OMFG, that autobitch is camping in the same spot again!"
Autobitch by Zicdeh January 17, 2005

Autobitch 

1. The act of not letting someone finish a sentence without making a bitchy response.

2. A person that won't allow someone to finish a sentence without making a bitchy response first.
1. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she autobitched and grounded me without letting me explain what happened."

2. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she didn't let me talk. She's such an autobitch!"
Autobitch by burythescenequeen September 9, 2011
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026