autosnitch
autosnitch by Mentiroso March 4, 2017
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Autobitch
The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.
I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.
Autobitch by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011
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Autobitch
1. The act of not letting someone finish a sentence without making a bitchy response.
2. A person that won't allow someone to finish a sentence without making a bitchy response first.
2. A person that won't allow someone to finish a sentence without making a bitchy response first.
1. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she autobitched and grounded me without letting me explain what happened."
2. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she didn't let me talk. She's such an autobitch!"
2. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she didn't let me talk. She's such an autobitch!"
Autobitch by burythescenequeen September 9, 2011
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