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Autobitch 

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.
I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.
Autobitch by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

Anti-bitch Buffer 

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment
Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"
An Bitch is short term as "annoying bitch''
Anbitch is a type of person that cusses at you really annoying
(this is a real story)

Anbitch : wanna fight me asian Motherfucker???

Me : stfu spanish guy.

(punches at anbitch)

Antibitchotic 

A pill people should take to get rid of excessive bitchy-ness.
Susie: Oh man! Did you see Marsha in the hallway!
Miguel: Yeah! She threw a tomato at that homeless kid!
Susie: She should really take an antibitchotic.
Antibitchotic by Courtney48 February 9, 2009

anticibitch 

complaining or bitching about something that hasn't even happened yet.
He started anticibitching before I even took the car.
anticibitch by qtdimples June 27, 2008

antiglitcher 

The antiglitcher who is known as thebob is apart of the religious text the popbob bible. The antiglitcher is described as a entity the tempts glitchers to report glitches to admins and also is a overall horrible glitcher
Deotime is a bad glitcher has is the antiglitcher. thebob is the antiglitcher.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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