AutoDab 

Someone who gets ignored a lot

AutoDab: hi

AutoDab: hi

lifelong:

AutoDab: can you stop ignoring me we are going to have sex whether you like it or not you useless cuntrag i will grab both of your asscheeks and spread them apart to make room for my gargantuan horse monster cock then grab my stapler and staple both of your measily asscheeks together making you unable to ever recieve anal sex again. dont ignore me buddy you and your anal cavaties will regret that poor decision greatly. you will essentially become the male version of my long deceased step sister who i killed through the force of my massive pisshole. consider this a warning i am known by many of my victims to be an extraordinary sexually violent predator trained by the likes of none other than mr bill cosby my father. ignoring me will simply result in the immediate removal of your bunghole my friend.

AutoDab by homoman66 May 25, 2019

Autodafe (auto.da.fe) 

Auto - da - fe
Auto de fé in medieval Spanish (and in Portuguese) means "act of faith". The phrase is used most frequently in English in its alternative Portuguese form auto-da-fé.

In the popular imagination, "auto-da-fé" has come to refer to burning at the stake for heresy.

( This is an answer for those of you who were looking for the " autodafe " to understand a bit more of The Mars Volta 's lyrics. )

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"Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe (auto.da.fe)
A capulary hint of red"

"Mel Brooks' movie History of the World, Part I (1981) featured a passage set in the Spanish Inquisition Torquemada (Brooks) had the following musical exchange with his monks:

-Auto Da Fé, what's an Auto Da Fé?

-It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway!"

Autodafe (auto.da.fe) by Smawrt June 12, 2009

autodafe 

1. Public announcement of the sentences imposed by the Inquisition.
2. The public execution of those sentences by secular authorities, especially by burning at the stake

As used in The Mars Volta's song, Televators

autodafe by Krow October 8, 2004

Autohabitualism 

the idea, or practice that one is able to dissociate for long periods of time due to the monotony of a habitual schedule in their day-to-day lives.

Autohabitualism is something that happens without us noticing most of the time.

Autohabitualism by JPlot October 19, 2023

Autodafe 

A bad ass lyric from a bad ass band from the greatest band ever the mars volta

You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe
A capulary hint of red

Autodafe by marxvsmith July 5, 2004

autodibs 

Autodibs is a social media term. Autodibs happens when someone posts a picture of an attractive human being on any form of social media, when the picture is posted autodibs takes effect and applies to the poster of the picture.

Guy 1: Daaaaamn shes fine I call dibs!
Guy 2: Nope I posted the pic so I get the autodibs

autodibs by noodlesquid420 December 9, 2015

automabyss 

automabyss

aw’-to-muh-bis’

noun

That time and place when and where, respectively, one realizes the futility of dealing with a computerized telephone attendant which answered and irreconcilably routed his call.

Word Origin and History for automabyss
October 19, 2017

automaton + abyss

automaton
noun
1610s, from Latin automaton (Suetonius), from Greek automaton, neuter of automatos "self-acting," from autos "self" + matos "thinking, animated, willing," from PIE *mn-to-, from root *men- "to think."

abyss
noun

late 14c., earlier abime (c.1300, from a form in Old French), from Late Latin abyssus "bottomless pit," from Greek abyssos (limne) "bottomless (pool)," from a- "without" + byssos "bottom," possibly related to bathos "depth."

After Sheila, the kindly, new department manager at The Home Depot in Rome, Georgia, helped me get a free replacement commode, I called The Home Depot’s toll-free telephone number to provide my positive feedback, but its answering machine was unable to route my call to either Starr, the kindly, helpful human I had spoken to yesterday at a different toll-free telephone number at The Home Depot, instead casting me into the automabyss, when I was unable to guess what the answering machine’s programmer had contrived and where my next keypad choice would take me during the six minutes of my life that I had lost, thanks to the power of The Home Depot.

automabyss by Bit Bucket October 25, 2017