As in autoCorrect but with a memory that has been lobotomised. In other words with the intellect of an entity that has been reduced to a cabbaged brain. Typical of the Apple texting system for iPhones when messaging.
John: "Hey how are you doing mate?"
Jane: "I'm God thanks"
John: "Oh dear, are the new tablets you got from the doctor not working? That's a bold statement to assume the personality of The Almighty"
Jane: "Doh sorry, that was autoCabbage, I'm *good thanks"
Jane: "I'm God thanks"
John: "Oh dear, are the new tablets you got from the doctor not working? That's a bold statement to assume the personality of The Almighty"
Jane: "Doh sorry, that was autoCabbage, I'm *good thanks"
by Paul Flip June 09, 2025