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Autotext 

n. When a person is texting during a very dull conversation and writes a response without thinking about it, often with no memory of the act
Chris: this conversation is deadddd
Katie: Hahaha
Chris: i cant believe you just autotexted me
Autotext by Chris-James December 13, 2009

autotexted 

An event where in the middle of writing a text message, the phone's auto-correct software changes a word to what it assumes is correct, based on similarities in the word's structure, length, or letters to another word. This can often cause a miscommunication and result in two confused and angry individuals.
Texter "Ya so I was walking into the store and the murderer came up to me and told me I was fired."

Receiver "Lol wut?"

Texter "*manager, my phone just fucking autotexted me."
autotexted by Sliest Cashew May 18, 2010

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026