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autotexted 

An event where in the middle of writing a text message, the phone's auto-correct software changes a word to what it assumes is correct, based on similarities in the word's structure, length, or letters to another word. This can often cause a miscommunication and result in two confused and angry individuals.
Texter "Ya so I was walking into the store and the murderer came up to me and told me I was fired."

Receiver "Lol wut?"

Texter "*manager, my phone just fucking autotexted me."
autotexted by Sliest Cashew May 18, 2010
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The act of sending a text message without putting any thought or consideration into to what the text actually says. Usually occurs while watching TV or talking.
"Hey man what are you and Sarah texting about?"

"I have no idea, I got sucked into the TV and have totally been Auto-texting this whole time."
Auto-text by RiderSlider May 4, 2010

autoextrocity 

(PRO-noun) to complete at an excellerated speed or with pin point accuracy.

Pin point speed ,acurracy, and timimg.
Mary has demistrated her autoextrocity is phenomenal as always.!!
autoextrocity by Buster Brown January 5, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026