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The god of Chromosomes in Christian religion
In the legend tittled Pete and his Tiny Penis, Autasmo can be seen blessing Pete with an extra leathery scrotum

Please donate 47 non gmo chromosomes to summon the almighty Autasmo.

Autasmo by VNE455licker May 9, 2018

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autismophobic bigot

An uneducated goose penis who thinks they are well-educated on the autism spectrum, but in actuality, do not know the first thing about it or how to help people on it, and deliberately cause them problems, due to them never listening when autistic people tell them they're being autismophobic.

"I told my family that I need certain accommodations to be able to function, but they refused to listen, saying they weren't necessary. They're all autismophobic bigots."

autismophobic bigot by J. D. G. September 6, 2020

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Captain Autismo

The most super sped captain of an elite team of faggots known as the Chromie Homies. Captain Austismo is a hero to not be reckoned with, as he will Defiently give you Down Syndrome

Tard Wrangler: Oh Shit! Captain Austimo’s coming!
Have no fear faggots Captain Autismo is here! (Is this copyrighted? Well Shit)

Captain Autismo by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodFaggot June 18, 2018

Gran Autismo

When the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarrassment.

A parody of the racing game series 'Gran Turismo'

1: This furry convention is on a new level of autism

2: i know it's Gran Autismo in here

Gran Autismo by Dr Mantis Toboggan October 10, 2016

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autismo

An ancient god who created all of the world's memes. He contains unlimited power, and is the source of all autism in the world

Person 1: Dude, have you given your monthly sacrifice to Autismo yet?
Person 2: No man, have you?

autismo by Autismo's disciple July 7, 2016

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autismo

A name given to a person with autism as an insult or a joke

Hey autismo!

Don't call me that man, it's not my falt.

autismo by Jsanders November 2, 2013

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Autismo

An insult to an autistic person. An insulting name.

Caillou is such an Autismo.

Autismo by A cat-dog May 15, 2019

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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