Austraigan 

Austrai-gans
(Australia-bogans)
"All Australians are Austaigans"

Jarrad: Australians are always having parties, bbqs and fun. No matter what social, economic or physical demographic!

Gem: Austraigans!

Austraigan by Mc Oliver December 29, 2022

Australian Navy Cadets 

The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.

Oh no! It’s the Australian Navy Cadets, Fran the F88’s

Australian Navy Cadets by JoJo’s Dictionary May 7, 2019

a famous austrian painter 

uh... we'll save this one for later.

tes tickles: hey, i heard some guy talking about a famous austrian painter. do you know who he is?
mike hawk: hitler.

tes tickles: dang. we should build a statue for whoever killed him!
mike hawk: dude.

a famous austrian painter by a famous austrian painter May 4, 2021

Australian charm 

Make a female wet in her sexual parts by spitting in your hand and rubbing it in

It was a quicky so I used some australian charm

Australian charm by Forgetits January 12, 2016

Australian Snow Storm

An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.

Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.

It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.

Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.

Australian Snow Storm by tgirl93 October 31, 2012

Australian-American War

The biggest war since the big one. With two tours involving boomerang shrapnel and kangaroos wired with explosives. Lots of people have not heard about it.

Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!

Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!

Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!

Australian-American War by Chazizzle October 21, 2010

Australianated 

To be ridiculed by a group of rowdy Australians.

I just wanted a quiet night at the bar, but I ended up being Australianated.

Australianated by gefafwisp November 7, 2010