Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?

Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.

Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Who's this retard? May 6, 2016
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