Austeen

Austeen… if you need some one to trust it’s them although they are a bit umm wild like dark but yeahhhh heh they also go wild! But they are an amazing friend I guess.. I mean I’m friends with one

“I call my friend who’s named Austeen teen teen”

Austeen by UR MOM NUMBER 2 April 2, 2022

Austen 

A man with a fat cock and a big heart

"Have you seen Austen, his cock is humongous!!"

"Yeah I did he is really cool"

Austen by frickface09 May 20, 2021

Jane Austen 

A great female author who was born 1775. She has many obbsessed fans, unlike Twilight fans, these fans actually apreciate good litature. She writes a lot about family, mostly females. Some of her works include Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, and Northanger Abbey.

English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.

*Sarah sitting in the coroner innocently reading Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen*

Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!

Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!

Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)

Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!

Jane Austen by Austinet May 19, 2009

Austenasia 

The Empire of Austenasia is a micronation based in Carshalton with eleven citizens and an army of over two dozen. Locally famous as a "quirky" independence movement, has been in the local Sutton Guardian paper twice as of July 2012 and its Prime Minister has been in meetings with the local MP Tom Brake.

"Why has that house got a strange flag flying over it?"
"It's the capital of Austenasia"
"Oh. Wait, what?"

Austenasia by ipsa July 10, 2012

Kate Austen 

Female lead from the popular ABC show, LOST. Played by Evangeline Lilly. A fugitive on the run for blowing up her abusive step-father. Runs away from whatever life she builds, but can't on the island. Adoptive mother of baby Aaron. Love interest of Jack Shepherd and (James) Sawyer (Ford).

She pulled a Kate Austen!

What'd she do?

Blew up her dad!

Kate Austen by Fan since the Pilot March 11, 2010

Austen 

Usually a very handsome intelligent gentleman who is also very well hung. Though he is able to oversatisfy almost any woman he is very choosy about who gets his treatment...the characteristics of an Austen can also be used to define a person as well.

That guy last night was as perfect as an Austen

Austen by Unknown temperature April 25, 2010

Austen Abdullah Anton 

3 Boyfriends who never stop playing with each other they hate everyone else and burp in each other face

Austen Abdullah Anton are sucking off eachother

Austen Abdullah Anton by BabaTunde Man April 25, 2021