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Auschwitztistic 

"Auschwitztistic" is to be extremely autistic. And be a jew. Basically an extra offensive way to call someone retarded.
I dont want to take candy from in the back of your white van. You think im Auschwitztistic?

Auschwitzing 

The act of intentionally or unintentionally killing a

Person or persons with ones flatulence.
Oh god, my dog ate Salmon tonight, jumped into my bed and is Auschwitzing me.

Auschwistic 

Auschwistic means when you are mentally or physically disabled and jewish.
While putting the Jews in the gas chamber the soldier yelled “That auschwistic bitch ran over my damn toes!
Auschwistic by MeekerCrackhead February 3, 2024

Auschwistic 

When a person tries to pass off a gesture commonly known as a fascist salute as that person having an autistic expression.
"Hey, that Elon Musk just did a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration"
"No, he was just being Auschwistic"
Auschwistic by NailBombed January 25, 2025

Auschwistic 

When someone is so fucking retarded they belong in Auschwitz

Or an autistic jew
Either way they both need help concentrating
"Have you ever met someone so Auschwistic that they can't take a hint to leave you the fuck alone."
"Hey does the new guy seem a little Auschwistic to you because he's fucking stupid."
Auschwistic by Tdjd March 22, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026