Aunty Uncle 

A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.

“She built like a aunty uncle”

Aunty Uncle by KJ 0217 March 4, 2022

Your aunt/uncle genderfluid 

Chaotic-evil. No other insult can top this one. Every time someone says this, the person they say it to has a 1000000% chance of going to hell. No way around it.

Matt: ur mum gai
Brandon: your dad lesbian
Matt: dont make me fucking say it
Brandon: do it pussy
Matt: your aunt/uncle genderfluid
Brandon: *engulfed by flames. Satan himself rises out of a nearby sewer and takes him.*

Your aunt/uncle genderfluid by uwunoahfence March 14, 2018

Aunt Flo & Uncle Red

The people that VISIT while I am on the rag.

Damn girl, I can't give it up tonight, Aunt Flo and Uncle Red are in town.

Aunt Flo & Uncle Red by Skillett March 30, 2004

Uncle and Aunt gang 

Onkel og tantegjeng (Uncle and Aunt-gang)

Is a group of people who are in their mid 20`s, normally couples, who rather enjoy staying in and playing board games than going out to drink. This is ok occasionally, but not every saturday night for the rest of your life.

So what are you up to this weekend? "Oh I`m going camping with the uncle and aunt gang".

or

Whats your plans for Friday? - Oh im just having tacos with the uncle and aunt gang.

Uncle and Aunt gang by kunktown October 18, 2016

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle 

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo 

The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.

Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?

Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo by Haygurl007 April 7, 2011