paige aukett

A Paige Aukett is a person who is 100% obsessed with dick. You would describe her love as a 12 year old fan girl obsession, her walls are chocker with just posters, ‘toys’, books, clothes and anything you get that is dick shaped or looking. Her love goes to a level where she can’t keep a guy cause she’s just gotta have every kinda dick. She has no favourites but just dick itself. Her love is almost like something you would only see in movies. And is a forever long lasting romance

I think I like my boyfriends dick more than my actual boyfriend, daym I must be a Paige Aukett

by Indy Wilson May 14, 2019

Aukett

To Aukett is when one simply does not come up once partaking in drug taking.

Ah man I auketted hard last night, all my friends came up.

by AnonEssex August 8, 2021