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National grab ass day August 15th 

A day you grab any and all ass
Wow he grabbed a lot of ass on national grab ass day August 15th

Headless day august 5 

A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day

national fingering video day August 3rd 

National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.
person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!

national fingering video day August 3rd

National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th 

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏
"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"

National Serenade Your Lover In The Square day (August 17th)

National Serenade Your Lover In The Square Day is the day where you uh serenade your lover in the square I guess. Coined by me and my Clone™ on August 18th 2026 (?)
"WOW!! it's national serenade your lover in the square day (august 17th)!!" My clone said
me: serenades my nonexistent lover in the square with 2014 song "she's the prettiest girl at the party and she can prove it with a solid right hook" by frank iero andthe cellabration

August 1st the day of betrayal 

The day of betrayal.
We will Not miss you moon and tubby
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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